Charlotte Valentine

Part-ay!

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:00:52 GMT

GodsGirls recently changed servers so that they could bring you porn at hyper-speed, which is amazing, but all my pretty naked lady pictures seem to have vanished! Hopefully the hot nudes will be back before anyone starts to suffer from withdrawal symptoms.

To get you through until then you might want to party with the girls in person at their party in Arizona:

A whole heap of models will be there, including Shannon, Toryn and Erlinda. Let the dance off begin!

Get Swindled!

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:43:03 GMT

It's Friend Appreciation Week here at my blog and who better to appreciate than Swindle?

More Swindle here:

Me-So-Hair-Less!

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:26:31 GMT

At the rate I'm going next time you see me I'll have no hair at all:

I'm personally loving the new look, farewell brushes and combs!

Come Home Chelsea!

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:24:40 GMT

As you all know Chelsea is my best friend. She's been away filming a horror movie in Louisiana for months now and it's high time she came home!

Let us reminisce:

Chelsea, if you are reading this you should know that there are Toffuti Cuties in the freezer and I saved some for you.

"Knock Out"

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:23:03 GMT

From my latest shoot at GodsGirls.com:

GodsGirls at Cheetahs, May 30th!

Wed, 30 May 2007 00:31:31 GMT

Tomorrow night me, Swindle, Kortni and a host of other GodsGirls will be partying at Cheetahs in Hollywood, so make sure you get yourself down there and join in with all the usual antics... boob flashing, girls making out, you know.... stuff.

Cheetahs
4600 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 660-6733

We hope to see you there!

Things To Make And Do In New York

Fri, 25 May 2007 21:26:27 GMT

Here's me bare-faced and naked in a bathroom at the GodsGirls party at High Voltage in New York... woo!

Check out www.drivenbyboredom.com for the whole set as well as other photos from the night.

I'm also up on www.crazybabe.com; scroll down for a few samples and then check out the site for the whole (explicit) set:

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:17:01 GMT

I just opened all the windows and doors so I can smell the rain while I sit here and type. Hello stranger, it's been a while!

Last week I decided to try my hand at learning to skate. This afternoon, just as the clouds started to roll in, I took my board down to the basketball court to work on the basics. I'm feeling far more confident now, my balance has improved heaps but I do get the feeling I'm holding my weight too much to the left and need to improve on my stance. Not quite ready to hit the streets yet but if I keep practicing the way I have been it's only a matter of time before I tackle foot paths and get my fair share of skateboarding fines!

I have had some great sets go live on www.godsgirls.com lately, you should all head on over and take look!

My copies of Overspray Mag arrived in the mail this week so I think it's time to get comfy and have myself a read of 'em.

- Charlotte xox

Come see me at the House Of Burlesque NYE Party!

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:49:31 GMT

Yes, that's right! I'll be performing at the House Of Burlesque 'Circus Burlesque' party on new year's eve, December 31st.

Featuring NICA Circus Acts, Cath Jamison (Australia's leading magician), DJ Viva La More, Minsky Malone, Jade Cooper, and Charlotte Valentine, plus Fashion Parade competitions and a live Jazz band. Pretty cool, eh?

10% of the ticket sales will be donated to charity so enjoy an evening of glitter, girls and carnival antics safe in the knowledge that you are helping better the world. Woohoo!

The Circus Burlesque party starts at 8:00pm sharp, and will be held at the grand sumptuous venue Dont Tell Tom, at 420 Sydney Road, Brunswick.

The limited tickets are selling fast, so book now on the House Of Burlesque website (www.houseofburlesque.com) so you don't miss out.

Tickets are $80 (discounts for group bookings) and are available for purchase online via PayPal credit card payment facilities. House Of Burlesque also accepts cheques or money orders; if you wish to purchase a ticket via cheque or money order please call Charlie on 0410 805 878 or email minskymalone@houseofburlesque.com

See you there!

- Charlotte xox

www.godsgirls.com

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:29:58 GMT

I thought I'd let you in on a few preview pics from my sets shot by Matthew Cooke for Gods Girls!

For the absolutely not-safe-for-work shots be sure to check out the entire sets over at www.godsgirls.com ;)

- Charlotte xox

Scary Single Person

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:57:44 GMT

Well, what a weekend.... of sickness! But now that I'm all fresh and recovered I'm going to take on the task of replying to comments, messages and emails. It might take me a while, so I put up a few new photos in my Myspace pictures section to distract people from the fact that I havent yet got back to them. Pretty crafty, eh? Yeah, I thought so too.

And just for good measure here's a behind the scenes photo of me parading about the back streets of Fitzroy during my latest shoot with Brent Leideritz:

This evening I have a photo shoot and I'll be working really hard on the site this week to make sure it's up and running before I go to L.A (only a month to go now!). I'll have to post lots of photos from my most reacent sets so that you can indeed see that I have been working hard... it's not all running about naked and getting caught by the cops, ya know. Well, ok, that's a really big part of it but some times I do boring website stuff too.

In other news, yesterday I was doing my usual Sunday thing of sitting in bed, watching porn and drinking passion pop from the bottle when I thought "Hmmm, feeling a little peckish... time to get some food happening". So I pick up the phone and call Mojo's pizza (and I can't thank my friend Dub quite enough for introducing me to the goodness that is Mojos) to place my order...

"Hi there, I'd like to get a large pizza delivered"

"Sure, your name please?"

"Charlotte"

"And the address?"

"Blah blah blah... it's the apartment at the back of the block, you need to...."

"Ah, no need for directions, I know which one it is"

"Oh. I see."

..... I think some thing inside me died a little when I answered the door in my track suit pants and the delivery driver gave me a sympathetic look.

Things I love about living alone Number 1529:

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:56:16 GMT

... licking my plate and never getting caught.

Clean-O-Rama

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:44:09 GMT

RE Last Night: Man, you know it's been a good shoot when you come home with filth and grime stuck in every pore!

So It's 2:24pm and I'm still in my PJ's, although I did spend the morning cleaning my bathroom and kitchen while shakin' my thang to the Beastie Boys, so I suppose I'm excused. And none of this only-cleaning-the-bits-you-can-see stuff either, I went the whole nine yards. Even got the vacuum cleaner and sucked the sugar out from between the kitchen counter and the refrigerator (note: do not try and make sugary tea while under the influence of passion pop), and heaven knows that was an adventure in itself.

Now I really want to have a shower and cook myself some spaghetti, but am filled with hesitation because that just means I'll destroy the morning's efforts and no one will believe that I really did clean! Perhaps the lingering scent of Demestos will convince them and back up my tale? Mmmmm, chemical goodness....

Office Space

Wed, 17 May 2006 12:43:44 GMT

Oh, I am just so excited! Next week I move into my new office/studio space! What joy it will be to travel into the CBD every day and build my smutty empire without the watchful and some what creepy eyes of my neighbors peering at me from behind every curtain.

Now, what colour to do the walls? I'm thinking red...

I have a photo shoot tomorrow at Dallas Dancers, will be quite odd to be at work and know that I'm not there to actually dance.

Peek - A - Boo!

Sat, 13 May 2006 01:22:36 GMT

Holy crap, I really am sick of my nosey neighbors! Seriously, my block is filled with retired busy bodies with little more to do with their day than stalk about the complex searching for scandals to get all worked up about.

That, and there's this creepy guy upstairs currently renovating his apartment who always looks at me funny....

Time to consider a hermit's cottage up in the hills.

17 Degrees

Mon, 08 May 2006 21:48:32 GMT

This afternoon I'm doing a photoshoot for www.charlottevalentine.com on the roof of a 5 story building... and it's 17 degrees outside! Oh my, what have I got myself into? I guess the gale force winds and impending rain will give my images the 'fresh' look I have been aiming for :P

First Entry

Mon, 08 May 2006 00:40:26 GMT

Well, here I am on Live Journal! Let's see... today I'm meeting up with my website developer so that we can do some more work on www.charlottevalentine.com., and I also have to scout for some locations for new photo shoots, which should be pretty fun.

At the moment I'm looking for communities to join so that I can make some new friends, so feel free to add me! And if you have Myspace you can add me there too, my profile is here.

- Charlotte xox